It’s time for my all time favorite meme!
If you’d like to participate visit Seeking Elevation here. You can find this week’s survey here; it was written by LoLgUrLiE (can I just say how much I despise when people type like that???).
Do you have a crush right now?
Only one? Are you kidding me? Ummmm George Clooney, Jason Dohring, Bradley Cooper, David Boreanaz, Orlando Bloom, pretty much every guy on The Vampire Dairies, Scott Foley…I’m sure I’m missing someone, but you get the picture. Mmmmmm….eye candy.
What is your favorite color?
Purple
What about your favorite animal?
Dog
Choose one … 
=) >:D :-{D
None. I prefer :O – I call it my “O” face.
Did you ever have an F on your report card?
Yup, some advanced type algebra class my first year in college. Turns out you need to work hard, study, and show up for class to get a good grade. Go figure.
What about straight A’s?
Yes. Shockingly enough the first semester after I went back to college (as you can tell from the previous question, I wasn’t quite ready then) was the first time I ever got all A’s.
If you could go back in time and change one thing that you did, what would it be?
Just one thing? Oh wow…I guess two words. The criminal.
Do you enjoy singing?
Yup…which is unfortunate for a lot of people’s ears.
If so, has anyone ever told you that you can sing well?
Yup. Pretty sure they need their ears checked.
Again…Choose one…<3 , ><> , * , @(^_^)@
Is there a symbol that I can use to give you the middle finger? If so, I choose that.
Are you listening to music right now?
Yup…love me some Spotify.
If so, what song are you listening to?
I Might by Wilco
If not, what song do you WANT to be listening to?
Ohhh I get to skip a question. Nice.
What is your favorite subject in school?
Sadly that should be “What WAS” not “What IS”, cuz I’m long past school. However, hands down, English.
What is the month of your birthday?
June
Do you like country music?
New country…not that old fashioned Willie Nelson, blue grass crap. YUCK.
What about rock?
Love it.
….rap?
The rap out now is hit or miss. I miss how rap used to be. Biggie, Tupac, Ice Cube, Ice T (those two woulda made a nice drink), LL Cool J, Will Smith, NWA, etc. So much better than the rap they have out now.
If you had to eat one fruit for a month straight…what would it be? oranges, bananas, grapes, apples, or kiwi? (or other)
I’d have to say cherries…though can we figure out a way to make them seedless? I’m lazy and they’re a lot of work.
Do you like roses or tulips better?
*sings* Tiptoe through the tulips…
QUICK THINK OF A NAME!!!
Princess Esmeralda Francis Anastasia Banana-Hammock
Was the name that you just thought of a member of your family?
I wish. Then I’d be royalty and have a cool last name like Banana-Hammock.
What about a close friend?
Sadly, not a friend either.
Ok…what about your crush?
Dude I told you my crushes’ names. Did you see Princess Esmeralda Francis Anastasia Banana-Hammock on that list?
Do you watch SpongeBob?
Hells to the ye-ah. Kid loves it and so do I. I’m mature like that.
What is the name of your best friend?
Hillary
Do you like fish or chicken more?
Chicken. Fish is too fishy.
Are you a vegatarian?
What a genius question when you the questions you have surrounding it are for non-vegetarians. Maybe you should’ve asked this first and if the answer was yes you could save the person answering your lame ass survey some time by telling them to skip the next 2 questions.
What about your steak…Rare, Medium, or Well done (for me … well done 
)
Really? Like I freaking care you like to burn your steak (which should be punishable by law if you ask me…or at the very least you shouldn’t be allowed to eat steak). Medium for me please.
Did you like this random survey?
Meh…the one we did last week was a lot better. The sarcasm flowed out of me a lot easier in response to those dumb questions.
Last thing…..Pick a # out of these… 1,2,4,7,14
E. Oops I mean 2.
Apparently the rule is when the survey ends on a stupid note, we have to also include random pics (best rule ever btw). So here are mine:
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“Princess Esmeralda Francis Anastasia Banana-Hammock”
{laughs}
You said Banana-Hammock
{laughs}
I’m sure that’s couched adult humor (see what I did there?)
Jessie Powell recently posted..Friday Fluff: January 27, 2012
I totally see what you did there and I love it! LOL
Did you know they make cherry de-seeders? Yup, still a lot of work! Bing cherries….arghharhghhhhh (imagine Homer’s drooling sound when he talks about doughnuts)
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I had no idea! While it does sound like a lot of work, it’s probably better for eating cherries at work. I’m pretty sure spitting out the seeds isn’t too classy. LOL
I hAtE iT tOo when people type that way! Anyhoo I like the think of “a name” and how the answer was an incredible long one. Dropping by from the blog hop, do have a happy weekend!
Anne @ GreenEggs&Moms recently posted..Boost Your Response Time by Listening to a Baby Cry
LOL GlAd YoU lIkEd ThE nAmE (wow it’s hard to type like that lol).
In response to your answer about the middle finger… here’s one
..I..O.o ..I.. <— That's what I use… LOL
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RaeBeth McGee recently posted..Ramblings of Ashley: A Wedding Affair
Thanks for the info on the new button and the “middle finger smiley”! LOL
Where did you get that TGIF card?!…too funny. These questions do suck;) I like the wink face.
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I got the card from http://www.someecards.com. It’s one of the best sites EVER! Right in my sarcastic humor wheelhouse. LOL
The finger emoticon = ,,!,,
You’re welcome:) And I freaking love that cat photo. Awesome.
Ohhh thanks for the emoticon help!
“Meh…the one we did last week was a lot better. The sarcasm flowed out of me a lot easier in response to those dumb questions”
I had so much fun with last weeks I amused myself just writing it.
adventures in alyssaland recently posted..Friday Fluff in Alyssaland
I completely agree! Plus, I laughed a lot more at people’s answers. LOL
That’s a pretty fine list of crushes. I think I’ve liked one or two of them as well. And, yes, I totally saw Princess Esmeralda Francis Anastasia Banana-Hammock on that list. Don’t even try to deny it.
*sighs* You caught me! LOL